In memoriam:
Providence College Baseball
1923-1999
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Anti-Gator Songs
with apologies to no one. Gators don't deserve any apologies
They are the boys from old Florida.
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are real butchy,
And the guys are real wussies,
Unlike any old Noles down our way.
Hey!!
They are the boys from old Florida,
Down where those old reptiles play.
Where they all have VD,
And they're back on TV,
In the good old Gator way.
Hey!!
Note: Only to be sung with a large crowd. Many Gators feel the original song is sacred and get very upset when they hear our version. (Which is why we sing it to begin with)
Swing low, you Florida Gaytor.
The ball is heading home.
Swing low, you Florida Gaytor.
The ball is heading home.
Ya looked up and what did ya see?
The ump was calling strike three.
Now the Animals are cheering up in Section B.
Cause you can't hit what you can't see.
Ya swung low, you slimy swamp lizard.
So, warm up the bus and go home.
Ya swung low, you slimy swamp lizard.
So, warm up the bus and go home.