In memoriam:
Providence College Baseball
1923-1999
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He's A Short Coach
Sung to the tune of "It's A Small
World"
Lyrics by John Armstrong and Danielle Disston
It's a store full of pants with the legs too long,
It's a fair full of rides that you can't get on.
When you go out to eat,
They bring a kid's booster seat.
You're a short coach after all.
Chorus:
He's a short coach after all,
He's a short coach after all,
He's a short coach after all,
He's a short, short coach.
When they put up your sign, no one gets in free.
Except maybe some kid who is under three.
And
even at two, Katie's taller than you,
You're a short coach after all.